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1 posted on 11/25/2010 8:31:01 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Giraffe walks into a bar — the hi balls are on me.


2 posted on 11/25/2010 9:02:07 PM PST by Rembrandt (.. AND the donkey you rode in on.)
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Great Thanksgiving story........thanks for posting it.


4 posted on 11/25/2010 9:18:51 PM PST by Joyell
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We had a stray show up this evening - no collar, but very friendly. She curled up on the doormat as if she has nowhere to go. Right now she’s asleep in a crate on the porch, door open so that her family can collect her if they’re looking, with food, water & a blanket. I’ll take pictures in daylight tomorrow and post them around the neighborhood, but we may well have a new dog. We’ll see how the rest of the crowd likes her if she’s still here Monday.

I’m hoping she came down with somebody who’s visiting and just wandered off and doesn’t know where to go back to. Steve thinks she may have been dropped, because the mark of the collar is still in her fur. She looks like a foxhound, but I didn’t think they got that large - Steve’s estimating her at 60 lbs.

Anybody got suggestions? I know our local animal control is overwhelmed, and I don’t want a well-mannered girl put down just for being homeless.


5 posted on 11/25/2010 10:02:37 PM PST by nina0113
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Vid of the cute little bugger here
7 posted on 11/25/2010 10:28:29 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: You don't call it 'cuz it ain't going to come anyway.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.

Q: What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
A: "Hop in!"

Q: What do you call a girl with one leg?
A: Eileen (I lean).

Q: What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg?
A: Irene (I lean).

...etc...
9 posted on 11/26/2010 2:46:40 AM PST by Bon mots ("Anything you say, can and will be construed as racist...")
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