But what about paper cuts?
Paper cuts are nothing.
No kid of mine will EVER tread the floors of public academia until ALL doors are removed.
No kid of mine is going to get their fingers slammed!
Some radio “update” mentioned OSHA was going after law offices because some intern got a paper cut.
Too right. And then there are the deadly projectile weapons known as "spitballs". Paper clips launched from a rubber band can be deadly as well. Ban them all.