[gunsequalfreedom]

This is the electric company. Is your refrigerator running? Well you better go catch it.

Hello Acme Liquor store, do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well you better let him out.

[Lancey Howard]

Is your roof leaking?
Then how did a drip like you get in.

[Pardeeville Liberator]

Called a Tavern and asked in they were on highway 12 if they said yes we said you better move there is a truck coming

[stbdside]

Hello, do you have any pig’s feet? Well you better put some socks on them before they catch cold.