[The Comedian]

So she's lived with a seven-month-old for six years?

Either she has a time machine, or somebody needs writing or proofreading lessons.

Trust me: The people who give a flock about Sheryl Crow won't catch it. They only recognize the words "change", "extreme", "cheating", and "pregnant".

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Talisker]

Trust me: The people who give a flock about Sheryl Crow won't catch it. They only recognize the words "change", "extreme", "cheating", and "pregnant".

:: snort :: got me - LOL