Posted on 11/23/2010 4:16:21 PM PST by MindBender26
Thread is useless without pics..../s
Trust me, the delivery system is not a pretty sight...
Have you given much thought to how you’re gonna cope once you board the airplane?
But you know... I have a GREAT idea for a business. I will open up a raw onion concession in the waiting lines....
$5 for one fresh, very pungent ONION to bite into. Give your screener some fresh onion breath!
Easy - just open the window. :=)
oops
LOL.
When I saw Kielbasa, I thought perhaps you were going to strap one to your leg (ala John Holmes). Now THAT would create some really cool press coverage.
LOL.
When I saw Kielbasa, I thought perhaps you were going to strap one to your leg (ala John Holmes). Now THAT would create some really cool press coverage.
LOL.
When I saw Kielbasa, I thought perhaps you were going to strap one to your leg (ala John Holmes). Now THAT would create some really cool press coverage.
After the gas attack, he won’t be boardin’ no planes. They use trains to get ya to prison.
If I ever find myself seated next to Mindbender I might be inclined to make a window.
-PJ
I'm wearing loose tennis sweats with zippers and pockets, going commando and lots of picante sauce and eggs the morning I go and pickled eggs and beer the night before.
I like the story about the "poor" TSA complaining of fat people and people that smell. F@#K them. It's like the NAZI guards complaining about all the smelly Jews that they "had to kill" in order to "do their job".
Hey, TSA, remember that "I was only doing my job and following orders" didn't work out so well for the guards at Treblinka II and Auschwitz. I love how the liberal and especially the African American libs are defending this, cause they're now relegated to the sheep of our society and are used to being handled like cattle. It's the price they've paid to be "given" benefits.
I won’t tell you what happened after I dined on beer, pickled eggs and polish sausage one nite...........
I could get you some of my mom’s capusta (polish sourkraut) to go with it. If that don’t add nicely to the aroma I don’t know what would!
USAF spring break in the panhandle, flying into Virginia for some leave. Got soooooo decimated the night before it was all I could do to scrape myself up and pour myself onto the plane and fall back asleep.
I woke up passing the most unimaginable silent but deadly gas that could choke a maggot. I kept my eyes shut the rest of the flight and pretended to sleep as I let loose into the recycled air.
Luckily they keep the air moving pretty good in those things and I had the back to myself, but I did hear some “OMG what IS that?” and such, and people thought the toilet was broken (a couple aisles up).
OK, confession over. My apologies to all who had to suffer.
lol. I don’t know why I still suffer for the sake of others while flying - just to have someone in the immediate vicinity cut loose, making me as suspect as anyone else anyway.
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