[martin_fierro]

Lindsay Lohan has been fired from Inferno, the Linda Lovelace biopic, following her numerous stints in rehab, legal troubles, and generally unreliable behavior.

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"Sorry, Lindsey, you're just too skanky and irresponsible to play a skanky and irresponsible porn star."

[The Comedian]

They don't even need to change the promotional motto from her last movie:

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.