[RobRoy]

Seems reasonable. I was telling my wife yesterday that when the guy prepares to feel me up I’ll ask him if he is gay. If he is, I’ll ask for a heterosexual feeler-upper.

[Plumberman27]

I have my preferences too. Blonde hair, blue eyes, big knockers, nice butt, long legs, lips that ....... you get the messgae

What if she feels me up and i get wood? Will i be pulled aside to a private room? When i tell her it is a moisture heat seeking missile will i be arrested?