To: JoeProBono
I didn’t steal the turkey, just the sandwich. I’m innocent, I tell you!! Oh I also punched the butcher as I ran away, but I left the turkey behind, truly!!
2 posted on
11/19/2010 2:54:42 AM PST by
4rcane
To: JoeProBono
12-pound Boars Head turkey breast With the prices of Boars Head products, this is probably a felony theft charge?
4 posted on
11/19/2010 3:02:23 AM PST by
rawhide
To: JoeProBono
A New York 19-year-old accused of shoving a turkey breast into his pants...Thereby giving a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Cold Turkey."
7 posted on
11/19/2010 3:11:15 AM PST by
MaggieCarta
(What are we here for but to provide sport for our neighbors, and to laugh at them in our turn?Austen)
To: JoeProBono
“Is that a 12 pound turkey breast in your pants?”
“Well no, but thank you for the compliment!”
/rimshot
Thank you! Thank you! I’ll be here all week! Try the veal!
8 posted on
11/19/2010 3:12:06 AM PST by
DemforBush
(If I ever get back my blue jeans...Lord, how happy could one man be?)
To: JoeProBono
why s shoplifting, being called robbery?
10 posted on
11/19/2010 3:23:29 AM PST by
Talf
To: JoeProBono
Who stole the keishka, someone call the cops!
11 posted on
11/19/2010 4:04:43 AM PST by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: JoeProBono
Charlie Rengal - no jail
Guy who steals a sandwich- 6 months
The guy in NJ transporting locked guns to his new home the way state police told him to - 7 years
What’s wrong with this picture?
To: JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
A New York 19-year-old accused of shoving a turkey breast into his pants at a grocery store told a newspaper he took a sandwich but denied stealing the breast. GREAT! Had to ruin it for everyone. Now we will have to walk through TSA body scanners to leave the grocery store.
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13 posted on
11/19/2010 6:26:20 AM PST by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: JoeProBono; Revolting cat!
14 posted on
11/19/2010 6:26:50 AM PST by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: JoeProBono
17 posted on
11/19/2010 3:38:24 PM PST by
Krankor
(It's good news week someone's dropped a bomb somewhere contaminating atmosphere)
To: JoeProBono
“Is that a 12-lb Boar’s Head turkey breast or are you just glad to see me?”
18 posted on
11/19/2010 4:13:07 PM PST by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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