[JoeProBono]

[4rcane]

I didn’t steal the turkey, just the sandwich. I’m innocent, I tell you!! Oh I also punched the butcher as I ran away, but I left the turkey behind, truly!!

[rawhide]

12-pound Boars Head turkey breast

With the prices of Boars Head products, this is probably a felony theft charge?

[MaggieCarta]

A New York 19-year-old accused of shoving a turkey breast into his pants...

Thereby giving a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Cold Turkey."

[DemforBush]

“Is that a 12 pound turkey breast in your pants?”

“Well no, but thank you for the compliment!”

/rimshot

Thank you! Thank you! I’ll be here all week! Try the veal!

[Talf]

why s shoplifting, being called robbery?

[ViLaLuz]

Who stole the keishka, someone call the cops!

[MacMattico]

Charlie Rengal - no jail
Guy who steals a sandwich- 6 months
The guy in NJ transporting locked guns to his new home the way state police told him to - 7 years

What’s wrong with this picture?

[a fool in paradise]

A New York 19-year-old accused of shoving a turkey breast into his pants at a grocery store told a newspaper he took a sandwich but denied stealing the breast.

GREAT! Had to ruin it for everyone. Now we will have to walk through TSA body scanners to leave the grocery store.

[a fool in paradise]

Things In Pants PING!

[Krankor]

Surveillance video of the theft

[KosmicKitty]

“Is that a 12-lb Boar’s Head turkey breast or are you just glad to see me?”