I used to have scratches on my hands sometimes after ‘playing’ with my old big black cat. At work someone would ask about the marks. I told them, “I was playing with my cat...but my cat doesn’t play.” LOL
I have a courtroom trial on Thursday and am sporting a nice slash across my forehead that looks like I was in a knife fight because my very active Siamese mistook me for his scratching post last night. I’m sure my client will be impressed when I stroll in.