In all seriousness, if it comes down to those two, about half of the voters will stay home...I know I will.
Those two refugees from the clowns hall of fame are about as worthless as juan mccain't.
Romney, a GOP Elite cocktail waitress would would serve a lap dance to his GOP "betters" on demand.
Huckabee, a rube who will attract only hard-line Bible belt, single-issue voters and bass guitar players.
Accusations of voters suffering from one phobia or another abound these days, but the GOP establishment suffers from "MamaGrizzlyPhobia"...a fear of women taking offices away from the men in the GOP political arena.
Without some severe ballot box stuffing, it's doubtful that any conservative will win the White House without the blessing of the TPM (and the womens' vote), and these two bobbleheads have been critical of the TPM since it started, or, at least tried to take credit for its formation.
So - IMHO - if conservatives want to make a GRAVE mistake and end up with obama or hillary as president, then go ahead and support Captain Hairspray or Gomer Huckaby.