bow-wow...bow...bow-wow...bow...
Subtract the breasticles and you have a man.
Well, no, not a man, but a rather plain, average-looking woman.
It’s amazing what professional makeup artists and hairstylists can accomplish, isn’t it? She’s really not a lot different than many another heavily-endowed young woman. And in ten years those things are going to be hanging down to her whatever, because their weight stretches out the ligaments.
I’d hit it.