My work vehicle is a white Ford econoline van. I drive defensively but politely.
My fun vehicle is a V-8 pick-up.
Seems like the cars that annoy me the most are the slow little liberal cars like the VW Bug or Pretentious Prius or those ugly square cars, let’s call them ClownCars.
Just last week a very slow Bug on the highway nearly made me late for an appointment. Clueless liberal at the wheel, leading a parade of frustrated fellow motorists who had somewhere to go.
Back in my 20s, I had a job driving a dry cleaning van around from place to place. I didn’t drive like a jerk, but I did drive fast to keep on schedule. Some wench apparantly called the “Hows My Driving” number. My boss found out about it. Told me about the call when I got back. I was worried he’d be pissed, but he gave me a pat on the back and said he was glad to know I was out there hustling! I don’t remember what color the van was. Maybe it was white.