To: Daffynition
Very old joke. The difference between a BMW and a porcupine is the BMW has the pricks on the inside.
To: Cold Heart
Old, but classic. Great to recycle in New England as often as possible...
5 posted on
10/23/2010 4:40:45 PM PDT by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: Cold Heart
I always heard that one but substitute *Porsche* drivers ..neither of which are true, of course. ;)
8 posted on
10/23/2010 4:44:44 PM PDT by
Daffynition
("Life Imitates Bacon, but Bacon does not imitate Life. Bacon IS life." ~paulycy)
To: Cold Heart
But they sure make most cars on the road look like/drive like model T’s.Love the cars and have never had a problem after 20 years.Great cars!
14 posted on
10/23/2010 4:52:45 PM PDT by
taxtruth
To: Cold Heart
Reminds me of “What’s the difference between a bull and an orchestra? On a bull, the horns are in front and the ass is in back.”
26 posted on
10/23/2010 5:14:44 PM PDT by
Psycho_Bunny
(Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
To: Cold Heart
There's a weird thing about BMWs. Every single one has an anti-safety device installed not at the factory, but at the dealership...
The driver's side douche bag.
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