Thank you. But for the record, I’m not sure if D&D obsessives living in a cellar have the strength to lift a sword like Anduril, even a commemorative one.
Maybe a plastic sword with blinking lights they bought down at the mall.
I’m a proud D&D geek and can easily lift and wield a sword like Anduril although I’m a bit out of practice with a 40” blade. I have a great job, a house, a son an ex-wife and a girlfriend. Not all of us are basement dwelling Cheeto lovers. Not even most of us, to be honest. You’d probably be surprised.
It’s a good thing I’m not one of the perpetually aggrieved class or I’d probably be outside your place of employment picketing with placards written in Elvish ;-)
Yes, but they can alway cast a Magic Missile