[Eaker]

Hell, all these years I thought it was just general incompetence.

Haven't you ever noticed that MY steaks are always perfectly cooked, blood rare and it is just yours that have to be cooked until they attain a silver dollar's dimensions?

[50mm]

I'm putting in my steak order now.

1. Just quickly wave it over the grill once.....before you light the charcoal.

2. Throw it on the plate.

If it's not still mooing, it's overdone.