[buccaneer81]

One thing I have learned about National Enquirer over the years is that if they say you’re dying, I don’t care how good you feel, you’d better start pricing grave plots

Well, then Liz Taylor must still be plot shopping after 40 years.

[hampdenkid]

Are you sure the NE has ever given Liz their “Sad Last Days” treatment? Those are usually the key words. I first realized how prescient they were when they gave The Duke the “Sad Last Days” treatment about 30 years ago. Now, whenever I see those words on the cover of NE, smell the embalming fluid.