Man Suffocates in Rabbit Hole

New Zimbabwe ^ | 10/15/2010

[stylecouncilor]

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[Hardraade]

Deperate times in Zimbabwe. I take it good hunting rifles are scarce, since their “president” is still alive.

[Venturer]

No wonder Zimbabwe is in such a tewrrible condition. These people aren’t too bright.

[Texas Songwriter]

How do they know he watched a rabbit run into a hole? The man was found the next day. If someone saw Energy on the hunt and Mr. Energy said, "Hark! I see a rabbit running down a hole! I am sticking my head down this hole." If that was witnessed why did they not go to assist him, once the flailing stopped, rather than let the man come to ambient temperature of the African night? It seems they are concluding what cannot be logically concluded. Perhaps the husband of Energy's mistress held a gun on him and forced him to stick his head into a rabbit burrow.

This is just one thought.

[ApplegateRanch]

A HUNTER died after squeezing his head into a rabbit hole and suffocating.

Never lead with your chin.

In August, Tamsen Lucius, 36, impaled himself on his own spear while chasing wild pigs. Police said he had climbed a tree to try and get a better angle with his weapon after tracking a herd of the animals in the bush.

But he died instantly after losing his footing and impaling himself through the chest.

Bringing the cliched expression, "he fell on his own spear", full circle.

[Slings and Arrows]

In August, Tamsen Lucius, 36, impaled himself on his own spear while chasing wild pigs.

"He wuz cleanin' it an' it went off."

[Secret Agent Man]

Rabbits are cunning creatures.

[TheOldLady]

Of course, no one murdered these men, noooo! Move along. Nothing to see here, just a couple of accidents. Go on home to your families.

[Slings and Arrows]

Interesting idea. You know the old joke: “The victim was shot in the back of the head nine times. Coroner says it’s the worst case of suicide he’s ever seen.”