You have two cows....

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/apr%C3%A8s-moi-le-d%C3%A9luge ^

[tired1]

I needed a laugh today.

[GeronL]

Islam- You have 2 cows. The local Imam takes one. One of his followers blows up the other one because you milked it without facing Mecca.

[Old Sarge]

[Viking2002]

A somewhat modified oldie but a goodie.......had to send it to my e-mail list.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[ThunderSleeps]

COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.

Un-canny parallel with obama/Reid/Pelosi-care...

[GeronL]

Islam- You have 2 cows. The local Imam takes one. One of his followers blows up the other one because you milked it without facing Mecca.

[Nowhere Man]

Good one! Bump

[RandallFlagg]

That was good. Thanks.

Bookmarked.

[old3030]

That was good.

However, based on the Poles I know, I’d say the Polish Corporation should be changed to a San Francisco Corporation.

[Rocky]

OBAMA: You have two cows. One of them starts leaking milk from its udder. You declare a moratorium on milking the other cow.

[csense]

This is hilarious...

[righttackle44]

Well said. Well said.

[chuckee]

Made my day. Thanks

[DemforBush]

CAMBODIAN CORPORATION: You had two cows, but a crazy farang backpacker paid you $200 U.S. to fire a 30-year old RPG at it outside of Kambol firing range. So now you have one cow, and she’s getting nervous about the way you’re counting all that money...

[Guyin4Os]

CHICAGO: You have two cows, but by counting those dead cows hanging in the butcher shops, all women named “Elsie,” and Rosie O’Donnell, you have enough votes to win the mayoral election.

[piytar]

DEMOCRATIC (voter) Your neighbor has two cows. He worked hard to buy them. You have none. You have been taught that you are your neighbor’s victim. You vote for politicians who force your neighbor to do all the work feeding and milking the cows and then force your neighbor to give you half the milk. It’s all Bush’s fault.

DEMOCRATIC (politician) You demonize people who own cows. You get elected (see above), and then you take over control of the cows through laws and regulations backed by threat of force. You dictate to the people who own cows how to raise and milk them. The cows die, and people stop raising cows. It’s all Bush’s fault.

[Stingray]

Department of Interior: millions of cows but no one can milk them. See: Endangered Species Act.

Michigan Corporation: cows are often drunk, stoned, and/or unemployed. See also “Chrysler cows.”

[jocon307]

LOL, I love the cow thing! This has some that are new to me, the Belgian one is very good, that’s about where they are right now I guess.

My fave remains the Italian cow owner, I’m glad to see it included!

[Schatze]

U.S. Senate: You have two cows. Their names are Barbara Mikulski and Debbie Stabenow.