[aragorn]

There is as likely to be earthquakes in Oklahoma, as there is to be an Amish person with a cell phone.

Ha!

Look Who's Talking - The Amish are famous for shunning technology. But their secret love affair with the cell phone is causing an uproar.

Keep Tryin!

[Lazamataz]

Oh come on. There’s as likely to be an Amish with a cell phone, as there is to be a car fueled by compressed air.