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Fowl Play: Man Arrested for Throwing Chicken Wings At Girlfriend
NBC Miami ^ | Mon, Oct 11, 2010 | Todd Wright

Posted on 10/11/2010 2:27:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Man hurled bowl of chicken wings at his girlfriend

Sometimes when the chicken hits the fan, the cops have to step in.

David John Garza, 29, is now on the hot seat after Naples police said he threw hot wings at his girlfriend Saturday. Garza might have gotten away with his poultry crime if he hadn't been caught peeing in public by police.

A police car rolled up on Garza as he urinated in some bushes near his apartment. When questioned, Garza began spilling the beans about his chicken fight with his girl. "I didn't throw any chicken wings at her," he said without the cop ever asking about the food fight.

When the cop asked Garza to explain, he told the officer that he and his live-in girlfriend had a fight and that she was going to make up a story about is chicken toss. Of course, cops checked it out further and talked to the alleged victim, who said a drunk Garza pushed her and then threw a bowl of chicken wings at her head. The chicken hit her in the face, she told police. Now Garza is a chicken head in jail, facing a battery charge.


TOPICS: Food; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chickenwings; floriduh
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1 posted on 10/11/2010 2:27:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Ain’t no thing...


2 posted on 10/11/2010 2:30:16 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (3(0|\|0/\/\1($ 101: (4P174L1$/\/\ R3QU1r3$ (4P174L. Could it be any more simple?)
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To: nickcarraway

What a waste of chicken wings!


3 posted on 10/11/2010 2:30:55 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: nickcarraway

Felonious waste of chicken wings.

SnakeDoc


4 posted on 10/11/2010 2:31:39 PM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("When you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow." -- Teddy Roosevelt)
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To: Dallas59

Ahem. The article doesn’t say if they later ate the wings in question.


5 posted on 10/11/2010 2:32:06 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Dallas59

That’s what I was thinking.Aren’t ther any rocks laying around down there?


6 posted on 10/11/2010 2:36:41 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: nickcarraway

This is a case for the Wonderful White Winged Warrior if there ever was one!


7 posted on 10/11/2010 2:37:33 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: chicken head
Now Garza is a chicken head in jail, facing a battery charge.

Courtesy ping to your no-capitalizing no-spelling no-writing self.

8 posted on 10/11/2010 2:42:19 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: nickcarraway

Anyone have a picture of the victim?


9 posted on 10/11/2010 2:44:15 PM PDT by devane617 (November!)
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To: nickcarraway

Crooks is dumb.

Drunk Crooks is even dumber.


10 posted on 10/11/2010 2:44:19 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: nickcarraway

So first he got caught holding his pecker then he confessed to flinging his wings?


11 posted on 10/11/2010 2:47:09 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (Obama: I hate Presidenting. Everyone treats me like a dog. Doctor: Sorry to hear it, now roll over.)
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To: devane617

Let me guess: you’re wondering if you’d hit it. With a chicken wing.


12 posted on 10/11/2010 2:47:14 PM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: nickcarraway
Throw what?

Chicken butt.

13 posted on 10/11/2010 2:53:04 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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drunk Garza

When I saw that headline I just knew alcohol would be involved.

14 posted on 10/11/2010 2:53:14 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: IllumiNaughtyByNature

Why a Battery charge, I assume the wings were not batter dipped?


15 posted on 10/11/2010 2:56:05 PM PDT by Colvin (Proud Owner '66 Binder PU, '66 Binder Travelall,)
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To: nickcarraway

Sounds like a chicken sh*t situation to me.

However, those who will casually trash the sacrificed limbs of innocent birds AND do not squat to ‘drain the dragon’ may commit worse crimes in the future.

Gooberment intervention must occur!

Call In The Clowns!

And it was so.


16 posted on 10/11/2010 3:06:27 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
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To: nickcarraway; AdmSmith; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; ...
Garza might have gotten away with his poultry crime if he hadn't been caught peeing in public by police... When questioned, Garza began spilling the beans... "I didn't throw any chicken wings at her," he said without the cop ever asking... he told the officer... that she was going to make up a story about is chicken toss. Of course, cops checked it out further and talked to the alleged victim, who said a drunk Garza pushed her and then threw a bowl of chicken wings at her head.
I wonder if anyone else slaw anything?

17 posted on 10/11/2010 3:06:30 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Did you not ping this already? Or is it not a different one? It’s not an epidemic.


18 posted on 10/11/2010 3:12:04 PM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Colvin

Battery covers it better than something as simple... as salt.


19 posted on 10/11/2010 3:15:21 PM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: nickcarraway

Buba: So boy, what’cha in for?


20 posted on 10/11/2010 3:17:40 PM PDT by Gator113 (Beauty will devour the Beast in 2012. Kill "Obamamosque"@ Ground Zero)
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