The Green Bay Packers will filet the Miami Guppies
The San Diego Chardedburgers will barbeque the St. Looie Lambs
The New England Patriots will pluck the Baltimore Shavings
The Pittsburgh Stoolers will bring down the big tent on the Cleveland Clowns
The Kansas City Thiefs will steal one from Allegra's Houston Texians (sorry Allegra)
The Detroit Kitties will gnaw the ankles off the New Yawk Jints
The Atlanta Dirty Birds will claw the Philadelphia Beagles
The Chicago Bearlies will edge the Seattle Seahags
The Nawlins Aint's will sail by the Tampon Bay Pirates
The New Yawk Jests will kick the Denver Mules
The San Fran 69ers will get off the snide and edge the Oakland Traitors
Bender's Dallas Cowpokes will brand the Minnesota Vicekings losers
The Indianapolis Clots will show us all how to piss on the Washington Deadskins
The Tennessee Tighthens will feast on the Jacksonville Jagwursts
But I am back... with my picks for this week:
big's Packer Wackers will steamroll over the Phins
Sandy Diego's Bolts will beat the Sain't Louiee Yews
big's second team, them whinny Pattycakes, will get plastered by them Godless Baltimore Black Byrds
The Stoolers will eeeeek out a win over Colt McCoy and his Brown Stains
Allegra's boy Texicans will whip up on the Old Dallas Texans in KC uniforms
The Jersey Jints will get eaten alive by them Detroit Bobcats
Them Dirty Byrds from Atlanta will smoke the Iggles from head to featherless tail
Da Bear will beat Da Seahags
The Jersey Jets will tear Denver a new one
Okieland's Waiders will win a close from the 9ers
Manning Heavy will skin Allegra's second set of boy, them no count Deadskins
The Nashville Old Earlers will find no win when they visit the Jagkitties and lose in the last few minutes
Now, my old Aggies gal pal always said, "One with three... is an Aggie's dream!"
So, with my 'Boys now 1 and 3... it is time to man up!
And win one... for the home for wayward cowgirls!
No offense to you Aggies, but I find two... more than sufficient!
Lindsay, you ignorant slut, I agree... two is more than enough for a real gay man