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To: DemforBush

One I was standing in the checkout line at a Target store. The guy ahead of me had two bottles of Heineken beer and two bottles of Pennzoil motor oil. I told him, “whatever you do, don’t get those mixed up”.


2 posted on 10/09/2010 12:55:46 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder ("No longer can we make no mistake for too long". Barack d****it 0bama, 2009, 2010, 2011.)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Once long ago my friend was bleeding the brakes on his car into an empty beer bottle. Problem was, he was drinking a beer of the same brand at the same time. Well, he wasn’t paying attention and ended up taking a healthy swig of brake fluid.

He was in the hospital for three days.


7 posted on 10/09/2010 1:15:58 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (King: "I have a dream"...Sharpton: "I want a check")
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