[Forward the Light Brigade]

The Tattoo artist put the stencil on backwards! She has a case and should sue. This is why you never go to a drunk tattoo artist.

[LonePalm]

Do you know how hard it is to find a sober one?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)