[big black dog]

I think Papa Johns is better than Pizza Inn.

To each his own, I suppose, but to me Papa Johns is the worst (and this might just be a matter of the store you solicit rather than the chain).

Papa john's pizza.

-- Crust that could be used as an inner tube

-- Cheese that tastes like somebody thought that dripping hot candle wax over the crust would be a good substitute.

-- Sauce so sweet it could be used as a topping for pancakes.

-- Sausage with so much cereal it could be served in a bowl with milk for breakfast

[MestaMachine]

NOWHERE ON EARTH HAS BETTER PIZZA THAN:

VINCENT'S in Pittsburgh

You can watch them make it from scratch.