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Portland Man Finds Stranger in his Bathtub Coated in Mud, Wearing His Ducks Jersey
The Oregonian ^ | Monday, October 04, 2010 | Maxine Bernstein

Posted on 10/05/2010 12:17:28 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 10/05/2010 12:17:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

I hate it when this happens.


2 posted on 10/05/2010 12:18:48 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Just sounds like an illegal looking for a better life. What’s the problem? Is this homeowner/father a racist or something?


3 posted on 10/05/2010 12:20:46 PM PDT by workerbee (FAIL, BABY, FAIL!)
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To: nickcarraway; humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra; TheOldLady; 50mm; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; ...

Obviously this guy needs to learn how to handle intruders.

In my house this would have been at least a $500 intrusion.

Maybe more.


4 posted on 10/05/2010 12:22:15 PM PDT by shibumi (Wily Pablo loves Flank Steak Tacos)
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To: nickcarraway

I’ll admit I don’t think I would have shot the guy. Waving hundred dollar bills in my face is a good way to convince me that you aren’t intending violence towards my family.


5 posted on 10/05/2010 12:23:56 PM PDT by B4Ranch (Conflict is inevitable; Combat is an option. Train for the fight.)
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To: workerbee

Hmmm. I’ve never heard of one rolling in mud in the bathtub.


6 posted on 10/05/2010 12:24:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: shibumi

How many counterfeit hundred-dollar bills, probably printed in China, would you be willing to take? Not that I’m offering them, you understand...


7 posted on 10/05/2010 12:28:16 PM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: TheOldLady

My shirts are in the closet, the mud is outside.

You get it on - we’ll talk.


8 posted on 10/05/2010 12:29:42 PM PDT by shibumi (Wily Pablo loves Flank Steak Tacos)
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To: workerbee; AuntB; Tennessee Nana; Kimberly GG

So what’s the problem?

This homeowner is a racist......it’s just an illegal looking for a better life.....rolling in mud in the guy’s bathtub w/ a wallet full of $100 bills.

Get used to it, America-——this happens all the time in Mexico.


9 posted on 10/05/2010 12:32:44 PM PDT by Liz
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To: nickcarraway

Once while living in Virginia, my girlfriend accidentally left the front door of our apartment unlocked.

We awoke in the morning and found a passed out,drunk as a skunk man wearing a Washington Redskins jersey asleep on the floor.

The girlfriend put on her favorite Dallas Cowboy jersey and along with her shotgun , waited for the lush to awaken.

She told him that it was bad enough that he entered our apartment uninvited but wearing that f__king jersey in her presence was gonna get his arse shot.

I was so proud of her attitude that I married that woman a little later. (I’m a Tampa fan so our teams hardly are in conflict)


10 posted on 10/05/2010 12:35:11 PM PDT by Le Chien Rouge
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows

Wasn’t me. I swear.


11 posted on 10/05/2010 12:35:40 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: B4Ranch

This guy needs a new pitbull. The one he has isn’t working correctly ;-)


12 posted on 10/05/2010 12:36:58 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: shibumi

Get what on? Your shirt? It wouldn’t fit me.

Talk? About what?

With an illegal alien, you’d have to watch out for the drug-sniffing dogs because surely his hundred-dollar bills would be tainted with cocaine. Drug trafficking is the only thing I can think of that would put that much money in the hands of an illegal.


13 posted on 10/05/2010 12:38:40 PM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!
who was accused of breaking into his brother's ex-girlfriend's father's home the night before.

This happened to my cousin's neightbor's co-worker once.

14 posted on 10/05/2010 12:38:40 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: Joe 6-pack; Chet 99
This guy needs a new pitbull. The one he has isn’t working correctly ;-)

Chet PING!

15 posted on 10/05/2010 12:41:18 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: Liz

You do some kind of crap like this in my home and you’ll get all kinds of shot.


16 posted on 10/05/2010 12:45:37 PM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) Less gubmint is best gubmint.)
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To: Joe Boucher

O-o-o-o-o......that’ll teach ‘em.


17 posted on 10/05/2010 12:46:53 PM PDT by Liz
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To: Le Chien Rouge

“I was so proud of her attitude that I married that woman a little later. (I’m a Tampa fan so our teams hardly are in conflict)”

You married a Cowboy fan? Shoosh, what were you thinking. You should have had a bloody mary ready for the poor Skins fan to help him along. Do you know how miserable it is to wake up in a strangers home hungover and not have a shot to get things going? You really need to control your wife. Go Skins.


18 posted on 10/05/2010 12:49:19 PM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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To: shibumi; 50mm

“”The way my dog was barking rapidly” Haas said, “I could tell he was real scared.” “

Odin’s got no problems with eating muddy [but fresh] meat.

He’s having his pre-adult growth spurt and frankly, “free food” would be of great financial benefit to us, right now.

Unfortunately, he tends to scare off any potential “meals on wheels”.

Dumb dog.


19 posted on 10/05/2010 12:50:31 PM PDT by Salamander (I can't sleep......the clowns will eat me.)
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To: nickcarraway

Interesting. If I’m standing above a muddy man in my bathtub with a baseball bat my adrenaline is so high that I think I start bashing if he moves.


20 posted on 10/05/2010 12:50:52 PM PDT by November 2010
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