Luckily, they don’t have opposable thumbs, so they can’t operate the rod and reel.
Wasn’t it Socrates that said “To heck with the moderators. I’m gonna get my kicks before my whole s**thouse goes up in flames”? And because of those high doses of excess died of colon cancer? And then that guy Sophocles wrote a story about it and everyone said “Wow! What a tragedy”? So now when someone says “it’s all Greek to me” you KNOW they are epitomizing suffering from some terrible malady of the rectal region. Which is probably The Devil Inside brought on from eating the fish oil they got from the snake oil salesman, INXS...