[decimon]

I’m convinced that anyone who eats food is going to die one day.

I've been eating food my entire life and haven't died even once.

[McGruff]

I’ve heard that large quantities of bacon have been shown to counteract the effects of fish oil.

[CynicalBear]

>>I’ve been eating food my entire life and haven’t died even once.<<

Maybe it ain’t one day yet? Hah!