I think he is upset that Facebook emails him whenever someone who has him in their email address book uses the find friend feature which emails him when someone new joins.
I like FB. Where else can you heckle friends and near strangers for the whole world to see. Oh, and who can decry the joys of drunk facebooking? I sometimes get up in the morning just to see what insults were hurtling the night before.
“Where else can you heckle friends and near strangers for the whole world to see.”