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1 posted on 09/28/2010 1:50:21 PM PDT by facedodge
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Other freepers have posted it...including 668!...but it’s a good one. :D


2 posted on 09/28/2010 1:52:33 PM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast ( A window seat, a jug of elderberry wine, and thou.)
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Do like


3 posted on 09/28/2010 1:53:13 PM PDT by wastedyears (Know this, I will return to this land... rebuild where the ruins did stand)
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5 posted on 09/28/2010 1:55:06 PM PDT by Slyfox
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Three people on a plane
A French’man’, a Mexican, and a Texan.
The pilot broadcasts ‘We are going down. Unless we can lose at least two hundred pounds, we are going to crash.’

The French guy stands up and says “Viva la France!” and jumps out.

The Texan stands up and says “Remember the Alamo!” and he throws the Mexican out.

9 posted on 09/28/2010 1:58:16 PM PDT by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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The ideal weapon to play Cowboys and Muslims with:

http://www.remtek.com/arms/imi/desert/50/index.htm


11 posted on 09/28/2010 2:03:34 PM PDT by DarthVader (That which supports Barack Hussein Obama must be sterilized and there are NO exceptions!)
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A Marine Sgt fatally wounded calls for a Mufti.
The Muslim comes and the sgt say, you gotta make me a Muslim before I die. The Muslim does his HUMMINAH HUMMINAH thing and declares, Ok now you are a true Muslim.

His company rushes in on him asking, ‘Are you crazy? Why would you of all people want to be a Muslim?’

The Sgt says, “Better one of them should die, then one of us.”

12 posted on 09/28/2010 2:05:02 PM PDT by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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A midget goes to the doctor. He complains"Doc my scrotum hurt and my balls are tinglin'.

The Doctor puts him on the exam table and takes out a set of surgical sizzors.

Snip here and snip there. After a few minutes the the patient says, "Jezz Doc that feels so much better. what did you do? The doc reponded,

" I cut two inches off of your cowboy boots!"

14 posted on 09/28/2010 2:08:06 PM PDT by Young Werther ("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
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Muslim female seeing eye dog

16 posted on 09/28/2010 2:11:28 PM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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...but I do believe it's a-comin' - Me too!
17 posted on 09/28/2010 2:13:45 PM PDT by Free_at_last_-2001 (A country can survive its fools, but it cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: facedodge

ping Muslim jokes


20 posted on 09/28/2010 2:24:03 PM PDT by TNoldman (Call 1911 not 911!)
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I’ve seen this on FR before...Many many times.


23 posted on 09/28/2010 2:31:23 PM PDT by Celtic Cross (Pablo is very whiney)
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... if the term is qualified only as “radical terrorist Muslims”, OK I get the joke. But it really would be better if the name was revised to “Cowboys and Terrorists.”

You see, the Muslims I know personally are neither radical nor terrorist - polite and thoughtful, I count them as good friends and colleagues, and lumping them into a single derogatory stereotype is unjust.

This may not have been the intent, but I guess I’m getting a bit concerned because some comments elsewhere here on FR have reflected a “we all good/them all bad” simplethink. Every time that happens on a conservative site like FR, it only reinforces the stereotype that the left has of conservatives as lowbrow bigots. I work hard to prove them wrong, but a little stupid in the other direction goes a long way.

Yes, there are terrorists we need to fight (and they’ve been around since long before 9/11 or the USS Cole attack). But the “them all bad” simplethink can’t account for my Pakistani colleague who called me halfway around the world on 9/12 to express his deep sorrow over what had happened, or another colleague whose only display of anger ever was when he described how the radicals have distorted Islam for their purposes, or many, many others.

In the final analysis, people who vilify all Muslims as a single despised category are no better than people on the other side who say all whites are racist, or who lump all our US military with those few sickos carrying out thrill kills of Afghan civilians.

Let’s be better than that, recognizing people as individuals. This has nothing to do with political correctness but simply a commitment to justness.


26 posted on 09/28/2010 2:53:44 PM PDT by Tirian
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