I beg to differ, I think the real threat to our society are magnifying glasses and the young men who use them to concentrate the energy of the sun.
>>Clearly sticks are a most heinous violation of our precious zero-tolerance policies and must be expunged from our schools forthwith!
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>I beg to differ, I think the real threat to our society are magnifying glasses and the young men who use them to concentrate the energy of the sun.
To make it even more enjoyable you volunteer for cleaning up trash on the school grounds taking all the Styrofoam and placing it in a separate bag from all the other trash; then you take about a pint of gasoline and dissolve as much of that Styrofoam into it as possible (it’ll make a REALLY thick goo) and then use the magnifying-glass or stick on it.
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