Send me $20 and I’ll tell you a secret about making lots of $$$$$DOH!$$$$$$$$
Dear Honorable Freepers: My 2nd Great Grand-Uncle was High Minister for Ninja Affairs under the Tokugawa Shogunate. His massive fortune, long thought lost in the Ministry Cellars, has recently come to light. To avoid the high taxes under the current Japanese Government, I seek your aid in transferring this wealth to the USA.
My ninja minions will have to trouble swimming across the Pacific with my Uncle’s fortune on their backs. However, they will need a place to deposit it once they have come ashore.
To assist them in most rapid completion of this task, please send your ATM cards, with the confirmation code clearly readable to:
Shinchan Kurosawamaru Sosukeponyosessuehikarusulu
P.O. Box 1337
Kowabun Ga, Bentosushi Prefecture
JAPAN 120741-1337