To: Inappropriate Laughter
Everyone knows the universe was created 9 hours ago when I woke up, and is centered wherever my eyeballs are. Also, when I die, you all disappear forever.
5 posted on
09/16/2010 2:40:30 PM PDT by
Tax Government
(Democrat: "I'm driving to Socialism at 95 mph." Republican: "Observe the speed limit.")
To: Tax Government
Also, when I die, you all disappear forever. That's a relief. Since it was created when you woke up, I feared that the end of the world would come to an early end if you doze off in front of the TV this evening.
11 posted on
09/16/2010 2:50:30 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Gun control was originally to protect Klansmen from their victims. The basic reason hasn't changed.)
To: Tax Government
I am looking at your post through my index finger and thumb. Now I am crushing your post.
17 posted on
09/16/2010 3:01:25 PM PDT by
DManA
To: Tax Government
Tax Government:
To: Tax Government
Everyone knows the universe was created 9 hours ago when I woke up, and is centered wherever my eyeballs are. Did you just wink? I felt the universe shift about 2 inches to the right.
28 posted on
09/16/2010 3:39:32 PM PDT by
Rinnwald
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