Well that’s no good for me because I don’t eat broccoli.
I’ve always had a problem eating certain vegetables, broccoli being one. I’ve come to enjoy steamed broccoli. I simply fork a piece, and much like a chimp using a stick to dig for grubs, I then use the forked piece as a pseudo fork to scoop up mashed potatoes. Delicious. I can eat anything covered by potatoes, butter and sour cream.
Didn’t you know that everyone, EVERYONE who ate broccoli 300 years ago is, well, DEAD!?