"Suspicious" Stuffed Pony Blown to Bits Outside Elementary School

NBC Miami ^ | Sat, Sep 11, 2010 | JANIE CAMPBELL

[marsh2]

Our bomb squad found a suspicious packege left on the side of the road straddling the border of CA and OR. They blew it up to discover that it contained someone’s cremains.

[Kirkwood]

Pony has her own memorial website.
http://www.innocentpony.com/innocentPony/

[EternalVigilance]

Now parents have the perfect tool for making the kids go to bed.

Just threaten 'em.

"Go to bed now or I'm calling the bomb squad and they're gonna blow up your toys!"

[Ronin]

When I was in the Navy, the bomb squad was called in on a suspicious package at Sasebo. After a controlled detonation, the resulting debris was examined and the contents of the package was determined to be one dead cat (felis cattus mortis).

[KarlInOhio]

After a controlled detonation, the resulting debris was examined and the contents of the package was determined to be one dead cat (felis cattus mortis).

A 102nd use for a dead cat.

[ransomnote]

Stuffed ponies should be asking themselves, “Why do they hate us?”

[sanjoaquinvalley]

Did the cat die before or after this skilled military operation?

[sanjoaquinvalley]

Hopefully no child makes the mistake of leaving a real pony outside the schools. Trojan Pony?

[Ronin]

That was never precisely determined due to the enthusiastic use of C4 for the “controlled” detonation, but it was believed that the cat’s demise had preceded the incident.

[Slings and Arrows]

There may be moderate ponies, but there is no moderate Ponislam.

[TChad]

When will moderate ponies speak up?

That was a moderate pony. You saw what happened to her. Blown to pieces just because she was a moderate.

[nickcarraway]

due to the enthusiastic use of C4 for the “controlled” detonation

That's what happens when you put a bunch of overgrown boys in charge of whether to blow up things. (Not that I'd do any differently)

[nickcarraway]

To show that there is no favoritism, they should blow up a Care Bear and a couple of smurfs.

[spokeshave]

maybe it was a wannabe unicorn

[Repeat Offender]

Blowing things up should always be answer number one.

Answer number two is to shoot at it to see if it will blow up.

[Slings and Arrows]

I am *so* behind that.

[Zeppo]

See my tagline...

[Fresh Wind]

Good thing it wasn't this harmless toy...

[starlifter]

I'm not sure, but it looks like the pony in the picture is wearing a turbin.

Thank God that in America we have the technology to overreact to a lost toy “outside and elementary school” and blow it to smithereens.

[ConservativeWarrior]

To show that there is no favoritism, they should blow up a Care Bear and a couple of smurfs.

Don't forget the Cabbage Patch Kids. Those things always creeped me out...