Posted on 09/12/2010 7:43:53 AM PDT by mainepatsfan
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Will be interesting to see if the Browns can pick up where they left off last year ... I think they won their last 4.
Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?
Bendy and I... ARE!!!!
It is way too early to pick who my Boys... will beat up on in February, so let's get to what will happend this first week of NFL action:
Gadzooks, sports fans, it is time for some picks! And time... for One Arm to be getting our picks down for posterity.
To get things started Thursday night, Dem Saints will make Brett... regret ever coming back as the Viqueens find themselves 0-1 the first night of the season.
Then come Sunday, Manning Lite... and his Jersey Jints will lose their first game in their new stadium, Da Jimmy Hoffa Memorial Stadium. Carolina will win going away.
Since Big Ben has four weeks off at his gal-pal's... beck and call, Atlanta's Byrds will poop all over the Stoolers
Even with an abnormal brain... one can see Colt McCoy coming off the bench to lead the Brown Stains to a victory over Have A Tampa Bay
I wondered who President Ford would pick... and I feel certain he would go with Jacksonville over Denver even if Tebow magic is called upon
Allegra reveals her new Cheerleader costume from Baghdad... and it distracts Manning Heavy and his Dolts enough for her beloved Texicans to start the season 1-0
Buffalo wishes they could out fly a loss to Miami... but the Phins will get the last laugh and... taste--
Da Troit... at Da Bears???? Da Bears of course!
The Raiders at Tennessee? Even Bubble-headed Anchor-babes... know the Titans will win hands down.
Ocho Uno... plus Ocho Cinco... adds up to big's New England Pattycakes 1-0, Cincy 0-1
Kurtless Arid Zona is not the same old wrecking crew yet they will be wolves... sheering the Rams and new Quartersheppard 'Sam the Man' Bradford!
Mike Singletary's antics have inspired even San Frans' Gnomes... and they will cheer on the 49ers to a victory over the Seahags
The cheese will be cut big time... at big's house as his Packer Wackers beat the Iggles, showing why they are a poorer team without Donovan--
There will be dancing in Meadowlands Duce... as the Jets smack down Baltimore's Dirty Byrds
My old Dallas Texans will not fair well in their KC Chief uniforms... 'cause San Diego's Bolts will burn them to a crisp
And speaking of old Donovan McNabb, his changing to Deadskin Colored Slippers... will not help him against my Boys. The Cowboys will put the Deadskins back in their graves without breaking a sweat!
Now y'all understand, "True Men" still stands... by my Fearless NFL Picks!
Now, as my halftime chum, Seizeher says, "Let the games begin... if the pizza is hot!"
How many wins does Mangini need this year to keep his job?
I can always tell it’s football season when I see your posts. Great job.
Oh...and GO FALCONS!
Well the Panthers closed out the Giants last game in their old stadium in surprisingly easy fashion, 41-9.
I’ll be at the local tavern draining their beer dispenser until about 4:00 EST... Don’t look for me till then!
Feeling good about not facing Big Ben?
Hope the Titans do better against the Raiders today than the Vols did last night against Oregon...ouch
Just heard on the radio that Tim Tebow is slated as the Broncos #2 QB today AND has been told he will see action.
If it's any consolation....Al Davis hates Lane Kiffin just as much as I suspect every single resident of the state of Tennessee.
My picks:
Gints Panthers may surprise..
Birds Spoooon
Brownies which ake Delhome shows up
horsies
Texans Another year I’m sucked in by the texans talent
Bills Spiiiiiillller
Lions Suuuuuuh
Raiders I’m a sucker for the silver and black Played for a popwarner team called the raiders
Pats Hard to go against the pats
Red birds Can’t say why..but I like the cards
Niners Sucker for defense..and they got a good one
Cheese heads Torn here..If Philly can make GB one dimensional..could be a long day in cheese land
Cowpokes Torn here too..Shanahan is known for being almost unbeatable when given time to prepare...but there is a chemistry issue..
Crows Gonna be some pain in this game
Chargers Torn here too...Chargers have some moral issues..but...too much talent for Chiefs to overcome.
Oh yeah..makes the game much easier. Dixon has some speed, but so do we at LB...finally. Excited about the season..entering our 3rd year in Smith's system...many of our young players are entering their 3rd seasons.
We are deep along the dline...semi deep along the rest of the defense. We finally have the pieces that BVG needed to unleash his blitz packages.
Barring injury..I see a good year for my falcons.
No wonder why it took FOREVER for my page to load.......
Urban Meyer of the Gators is no big fan of him either
Kiffin is a true snake in the grass as granddad would say.
Looking forward to see who starts at QB for the Patriots tody
Hate to use a bird analogy where the Falcons are involved but Matt Ryan should be ready to “spread his wings” in his third year.
Did you mean cornerback?
Yep...along with the rest of the offense..most importantly the oline.
Sadly, there's a contigent of Vick fans that dog Ryan at every opportunity...hope he shuts them up this year.
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