It’s Magical Mischief Tours raison d’etre.
I suggested he post stories about cops saving lives and keeping people from injury and defending property, too, but so far he has not taken me up on my offer.
I wonder who he calls in an emergency. Perhaps he is completely self-reliant.
I spent a few years tripping over broken porches, walking into meth labs, and wrestling weapons or drugs out of the hands of douchebags. But that doesn’t matter...