I dunno, seems like 1 of every 2 of my reservists can’t pass the damn AF Fit test, but it’s because they’re FAAAAAATT. FATFATFAT!!!!
Ahem. Sorry - can you tell it’s a little frustrating when the colonel, after 4 knee surgeries, can score an excellent and these folks can’t get past the “abdominal circumference measurement”?
Colonel, USAFR
Don't worry. I'm sure there's a district court judge somewhere who will find a constitutional right to obesity. Soon, military appearance and physical fitness requirements will be deemed to have a "direct and deleterious effect" on the armed services.