[humblegunner]

and I can actually TYPE as fast as I speak.

Is there any END to your awesomeness?

You and your inherent AWESOMENESS make the rest of us slugs look like day old poop on a bum's shoe.

I reckon you have that special keyboard only AWESOME folks can get.

The rest of us trolls ought to shut the hell up and not just
learn, but BOW to your superior awesomeness. Truly awesome.

I shall cringe at the feet of my mistress and learn.

[Eaker]

You and your inherent AWESOMENESS make the rest of us slugs look like day old poop on a bum's shoe.

TheMom came in from the backyard and said she had stepped in some Rachel.

Now I know what she meant.

[Semper Mark]

"Bow down before me lest I smite thee with my...my,ummm...my,ummm...MY AWESOMENESS!!! Yeah, that's it!"