"Honestly, you pose more hypotheticals than Schrodinger.
Perhaps she went to the law school founded by the Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst. Although Lord Omar now has little interaction with the law school that bears his name, his cat is still the Dean.
This is a photograph of Lord Omar's cat:
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The cat is a Cheshire/Shrödinger mix, named Ho Chi Zen.
Ho Chi Zen also dislikes adult dogs, but never eats Hot Dog Buns.