Ah sweet mystery of life,
First Lady butt-tocks!
How do I measure thee?
By rods and furlongs,
cubits and yards,
chains and Stanley “Big-Azz” tapes.
Like semis passing one another on grade,
I’ve finally found you!
28 posted on 09/09/2010 9:45:52 AM PDT by tumblindice
(12/25, morning, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave: the family gathers `round while Mom cracks walnuts with her a)