Post of the day!
W- Wait, Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce? I knew it!! That darn Donald’s wife is always running around dressed in her Daisy Duck shorts when Mic is around. Homewrecker!!!
And DON’T get me started on that skanky little Tinkerbell. There’s a reason she lives in Neverland instead of with the decent folks, or fairies —— Oh never mind.