[Mr. K]

Come to New York where we can celebrate a republican tide sweeping in Paladino and sweeping out Schumer and Hillary-place-holder

[FourPeas]

And forgo defending my title at the Cicada Eating Contest?

[EQAndyBuzz]

I was in the Bahamas during the 2004 election. I stayed up all night in the lobby and watched the returns. At one point I was tossing cushions at the television yelling “WTF DOES OHIO IS A GREEN STATE MEAN?”

CNN was the only news channel the hotel had. That was the last night I ever watched CNN.