he might have been either a Druid or a Muslim cat ....he wouldnt say
However, just to set the record straight . . .
Authentic Christians are not 'into' abducting Druid or Muslim cats any more. We might introduce them as exercise agents to our fierce Pentecostal dogs, however.
We have heard, though, that there's a particular brand of UFO and critter from the constelation Leo which seems to enjoy dressing up as Pilgrims or Nuns or blow dried TV evangelists and abducting cats to give Christians a bad name.
There's some claim that they serve the cats with a small purple plum in their mouths. However, that's never been verified.
Please help set the record straight. That's NOT done by genuine HUMAN Christians!
I might suggest a Burmese variety of cat as a replacement fur ball . . . chocolate brown colored. Extremely bright and extremely affectionate.
Cheers.