> “I AM” is a statement that a being would make upon becoming self aware.
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No I Am is the only description of his state of God’s being that something as limited as a human might understand.
He exists before and beyond time. (or outside of time?)
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The problem with your argument is that you are make a definitive statement about the nature of God's existence that is based on a mis-translation a a text written by men (ancient Hebrews), and re-translated over centuries by multiple languages.