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Fox Sports: (Russian) Racers brave rapids on sex dolls
Fox Sports ^ | Updated Aug 31, 2010 5:21 PM ET | no byline

Posted on 09/02/2010 10:49:53 AM PDT by a fool in paradise

...Vladislav Pavlenko, riding “Vanilla Pelotki,” held off more than 450 fellow competitors to win the 2010 Bubble Baba Challenge on Saturday, according to the website for the St. Petersburg Times of Russia...

Competitors...are required to pass a sobriety test prior to the race and wear protective gear.

Pavlenko, who finished with a time of 2 minutes, 47 seconds, was followed by Dmitry Arsentiev riding “Killer Whale” and Alexander Marasin, rider of “Fearless Zina” (2.55)...

(Excerpt) Read more at msn.foxsports.com ...


TOPICS: Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl; rafting; sports
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To: indylindy

LOL! The girls all get prettier at closing time!!


21 posted on 09/02/2010 11:24:47 AM PDT by TommyDale (Independent - I already left the GOP because they were too liberal)
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To: indylindy
LOL, by the look of those “sex dolls”, they all would be left sitting at the barstool at closing time.

Well, those are the Russian version..........

;^)

22 posted on 09/02/2010 11:26:09 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby (Truth is called hate by those who hate the truth.)
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To: indylindy

Of course these are far from anatomically correct in Russia. The legs would have been the size of redwood tree trunks.


23 posted on 09/02/2010 11:27:55 AM PDT by TommyDale (Independent - I already left the GOP because they were too liberal)
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To: TommyDale; Dumpster Baby

They didn’t even give the ladies a male sex doll. Hmmm, maybe those girls didn’t prefer a male. LOL


24 posted on 09/02/2010 11:29:04 AM PDT by dforest
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To: TommyDale

and the heads as dense as a tater. Haha!


25 posted on 09/02/2010 11:30:25 AM PDT by dforest
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To: OneVike

ping


26 posted on 09/02/2010 11:39:56 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: a fool in paradise
Competitors...are required to pass a sobriety test prior to the race...

"Comrade, you register a BAC of .25."
"Is good?"
"Da. You pass."

27 posted on 09/02/2010 11:45:39 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: a fool in paradise
Competitors...are required to pass a sobriety test prior to the race

minimum 0.10% blood alcohol - no exceptions even for children.

28 posted on 09/02/2010 11:47:26 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Gun control was originally to protect Klansmen from their victims. The basic reason hasn't changed.)
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To: Billthedrill
You beat me in both time and required BAC, comrade. :-)
29 posted on 09/02/2010 11:49:15 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Gun control was originally to protect Klansmen from their victims. The basic reason hasn't changed.)
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To: TommyDale

Looks to me like a beach party at the Kennedy compound.

30 posted on 09/02/2010 11:57:58 AM PDT by maggief
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To: maggief

LOL!


31 posted on 09/02/2010 11:59:10 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: a fool in paradise

Looks like they had a “happy ending”.


32 posted on 09/02/2010 11:59:33 AM PDT by Amerikan_Samurai
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To: synbad600
I heard that those things are on the expensive side, like around 30 bucks a pop.

Yeah....but there is economy of scale. (ooooh....glad I went to college)

33 posted on 09/02/2010 11:59:48 AM PDT by eddie willers
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To: maggief

LMAO!!!


34 posted on 09/02/2010 12:02:20 PM PDT by TommyDale (Independent - I already left the GOP because they were too liberal)
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To: maggief

Ted Kennedy had just such a floatation device in his car the night he drove off the bridge.

As soon as he got to shore, he inflated the device, and then he just sort of lost track of the time.


35 posted on 09/02/2010 12:03:08 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I want IMPROVEMENT, not just CHANGE.)
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To: indylindy
They didn’t even give the ladies a male sex doll. Hmmm, maybe those girls didn’t prefer a male. LOL

There are male sex dolls?

Learn something new every day...LOL

36 posted on 09/02/2010 12:04:25 PM PDT by RikaStrom (Pray for Obama - Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few; and let another take his place of leadership.")
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To: maggief

LOL! Although if that were a Kennedy party, the girls would be paid campaign staffers. And if Ted had thought to do the same, he would have.. well... you know the rest.


37 posted on 09/02/2010 12:08:25 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Nervous Tick
"Riding bare-chested across the finish line on a sex doll...."

Man's ultimate wet dream? ;-)

38 posted on 09/02/2010 12:10:48 PM PDT by Miss Behave
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To: Miss Behave

>> Man’s ultimate wet dream? ;-)

ROFL!

Not THIS man’s, but others’ mileage may vary...


39 posted on 09/02/2010 12:12:30 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: Billthedrill

LOL!!


40 posted on 09/02/2010 12:12:59 PM PDT by Osage Orange (Be professional, be polite...but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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