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To: JoeProBono

I’ve often wondered why smokers can’t use their car’s ashtray.


3 posted on 09/01/2010 8:50:20 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I should be, but I'm not.)
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To: Tax-chick

I don’t think they even put ashtrays in cars anymore.


6 posted on 09/01/2010 8:51:41 AM PDT by FrdmLvr ( VIVA la SB 1070!)
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To: Tax-chick

I’ve often wondered why smokers can’t use their car’s ashtray.

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Because that is where they keep their change.

Too bad the little cardboard pinetrees hanging from the rearview mirror don’t have pockets.


7 posted on 09/01/2010 8:52:28 AM PDT by Psalm 144 (3 great American Thomases: Jefferson, Paine and Sowell.)
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To: Tax-chick
I’ve often wondered why smokers can’t use their car’s ashtray.

Why dirty up your car when the world is your ashtray?

Seeing a smoker toss a butt out of the window is a good way to get me using some good old Anglo-Saxon terms for them.

12 posted on 09/01/2010 8:54:10 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Gun control was originally to protect Klansmen from their victims. The basic reason hasn't changed.)
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To: Tax-chick

“I’ve often wondered why smokers can’t use their car’s ashtray.”

To smokers, the world is their ashtray.


14 posted on 09/01/2010 8:55:34 AM PDT by Mashood
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To: Tax-chick
I?ve often wondered why smokers can?t use their car?s ashtray

I suppose old butts are gross and pile up. Many smokers consider themselves exempt from littering laws. Good thing butts only take about 1000 years to degrade.

15 posted on 09/01/2010 8:56:31 AM PDT by Minn
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I’ve often wondered why smokers can’t use their car’s ashtray.

And stink it up?!? ARE YOU CRAZY? That would reduce the resale value! /sarc>

38 posted on 09/01/2010 10:16:47 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
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To: Tax-chick

I can’t speak about a ‘98 Honda, but most cars today don’t even come with ashtrays.


44 posted on 09/01/2010 11:02:21 AM PDT by Amberdawn
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