[A_perfect_lady]

You know... sometimes a banana is just a banana.

[giotto]

This is no banana. This is some kind of exotic fruit no one has ever seen. The story is bizarre. The boyfriend is asking us to believe that he was being stalked by this accomplished, attractive woman, and that she tried to get into his house by digging under it. That's not believable. Then we're supposed to believe that she found a ladder and climbed onto the roof and jumped down the chimney. This is not the kind of thing women do.

1) Women hate spiders, bugs, cobwebs, soot, snakes, scorpions, bird's nest, and anything else they might encounter in a chimney.
2) Women hate risking mutilation or any kind of damage to their faces or body. Dropping down a chimney is a sure way to get seriously hurt and/or disfigured for life.

The more I think about it, the less his story adds up.