[South40]

It never ceases to amze me how many people beleive you can go down a chimney
to get into a house. I guess they figure if Santa can do it so can they.

[Trick or Treat]

Darwin award.

[GSWarrior]

So you’re saying he died from the flue?

[Sawdring]

Some friends of my parents went on vacation for a week, when they came home their home was ransacked with soot all over the carpeting. It turns out the burglar was a raccoon that had climbed down the chimney. They called the cops thinking they had been burglarized and wanted the cops to check out the house. When the cops entered they spotted the raccoon and they helped my parents’ friends by getting the coon out. The coon did a good deal of damage.

[jimfree]

Remember it was also a physician-astronaut (woman) that drove from Texas to Florida straight through to challenge her romantic rival.

[njslim]

So how does Santa do it....?

[editor-surveyor]

All you have to do is make yourself real small...