Snide? Get real. There is NO WAY to know if your child will do a, b or c. If you do know - again - congratulations on reaching the impossible dream of all parents.
I haven’t challenged anyone about their children, again, I am expressing an opinion. I think this is way overboard. I am also worried your children aren’t being properly supervised. My kids are probably lighting fires and pillaging the neighbors, so I gotta run. Freedom to play leads to all kinds of evil.
Have a good night.