Darwin in action.
One idiot showed up, I didn't even know him, and he decided to go off in one the cow pastures to look for mushrooms for mushroom tea.
My old man had done one of the most boneheaded moves he had ever done, and bought a bunch of cattle from the Texas prison system.
Here's a warning to everyone. If a cow is too hot headed for the Texas prison system to fool with, it's too hot headed to put on your property.
Anyway, middle of the night, this idiot wandered into the pasture where we kept these hot headed cattle.
How many times that idiot got himself run over by a cow before he got back to his car I don't know.
I do know my brother and I had to go out there in the middle of the night and wrestle with that cow to get it's head out of his car window.